Did I mention?

In addition to ALL MY OTHER TALENTS, I also design websites
[you can clap now.]

I designed my first website in fifth grade [sometime in the 1800's] and haven't stopped since.

After I said adios to the corporate world [mundo], I started a side-hustle with my Wiff. Now we design and build awesome [some say majestic] websites for people. 

Want to be one of those people?